Google video in your suggested tab will be shoe lacing tutorials like you think I would have got it after the first one right on the homepage is just a mess it recommends a bunch of channels you don't care about just cuz you watch the video of that says that one time you click on the not interested button and YouTube says got it refresh the page and it channels right back where it was before in fact there's more of it and the trending tab now I know this doesn't make any sense remember when this used to be the BuzzFeed tab before all of the employees jump ship said he can make basically the exact same videos when I was just filled with a bunch of TV and movie stuff and you're left wondering why a video that got a million views in 4 hours is nowhere to be seen but this video from Big Brother that got thirty-five thousand views in over a day is number 7 on trending this is trending Accord speaking of trending it seems that transvaal YouTube is nowadays that least when people on spending every waking moment talkin about YouTube drama and Jake Gyllenhaal remember fidget Spinners you had people spinning them real fast if this guy played the violin with one jacksfilms chest and if you go in a video about fidget Spinners at a buff is the buffering circle is a fidget spinner all God and these videos get millions of views but you know it gets billions of views every single music video on the planet remember Gangnam Style that was the first video to ever reach a billion views on YouTube it was such a big deal they've moved to nautical about CMS school newspaper actually that doesn't make it a big deal at all if you like this and you music video reaching a billion views everyday I mean know why it is people get up at favorite song of the last 12 minutes hit that button and let every single viewing session is so much more than just a single view think about it you get up a 3-minute music video on the nonstop Loop for an hour straight suddenly that single viewing session turns into 20 views for the video not compared to another video a person quits on it and it doesn't even watch the whole thing they leave halfway. How many views did that viewing session count as one lame have you heard of despacito this video has three billion I never heard of it in my life I was watching a video of some girl who seemed to become possessed every time the song came on and I was like oh despacito YouTube views of Charlie and bite some more than fingers how come Vivo get to be the only people billion view videos on this website you go to give those kids pops though at least they was straightforward with bad title Charlie bit my finger Charlie by his finger you bad but wait a minute once again part is he did it twice the Menace nowadays you don't get that kind of want to seem video titles used to be it's about space now it's 13 facts about space that will make your head explode I've watched this video seven times my head is still perfectly intact list videos on the only ones use Quick paper so I'm going to give you a quick breakdown of the Almond Creek Bay strategies call it Tom and girls guide to clickbait saving your life one minute at a time the first strategy is to use a? In the title I got a new car I'm getting married I'm quitting YouTube If there's a? In the title it didn't happen and you know this because if it did happen fall more engaging titles could have been used such as I got a new car I'm getting married YouTube but instead the YouTuber decided to time to title into a question so that technically they wouldn't be straight up lying II strategy is straight up lying show you might get a hell of a lot of dislikes and most people skin-food a video only to find that the tattoo was clickbait and leave after 10 seconds but hey you still want out of life because you're bitching tool number is high another thing you see a little of his people putting red apples and wings in their thumbnails I don't even get this one this is actually work often DIY the point absolutely nothing all the Avenue will point to something so unbelievably obvious you wonder what the point of including the Ava was in the first place like it's pointing to retrieve the only thing in the thumbnail a general rule that I found is that the less specific the title the less interesting the video examples of vague titles include you won't believe what just happened or something happened yesterday... I mean if the topic of the video where interesting enough on its own it would just be the title of the video something that shows have been appearing a lot more often nowadays is people putting not clickbait in that titles but what I found is that it's raining on the most mundane stuff I dyed my hair not clickbait I just bought a puppy not clickbait getting a tattoo not clickbait this is stuff people do all the time why would anyone think this was clickbait unless every single other video you make is clickbait yeah but why though I used to think that getting likes on your video apart from being a slight self-esteem boost increase your search rankings as well as your chances of being trending but this big brother video has 155 likes to 243 dislikes and its number on 20 West logic did anyone notice that the buffering symbol change another fidget spinner 1 hour God had normal one changed from the circles to a ring that's just one of the changes that will come when you to decide to switch everyone over to the new Website Layout you know what's going to happen people be upset about it and then they'll complain and stop petition and maybe Bob the stickman will return and make absolutely zero difference and then in a couple of weeks people forget about why they're even mad in the first place and go back to work 24/7 Family Guy live streams look this video kind of derailed into one giant rant about the website which was not my intention.
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